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3.1.04 20:27


How was it for you?

New Year's Eve - 9.30pm


me: ...I am so totally kicking ass - maybe I should try it on 150cc?
him: meh...
me: [accusingly] Are you asleep??
him: [blearily] ...not really...
me: [relenting] aw, come on then - I'll set my alarm and turn my phone off so we can get up for midnight.
him: but... how? Your alarm won't go off if you turn your phone off, will it?
me: Don't be ridiculous, e_b, of course it will. Now, what's 11? 23?


New Year's Day - approx. 4am


him: mmm?
me: huh? wha? are you awake?
him: mmm...what time is it?
me: [turns over to look at clock] it's uh... Ah, shit.


I had half a bottle of san miguel the whole time - and I had the best New Year's ever (despite being humiliated in an aquarium.) I'm so loved-up it hurts. Blee. Look away, save yourselves.


New Year's Resolution: Be worthy of it, you lucky bitch.


In other news: I found a new place to live! Woo! And it's with Andy the-drummer-I-sort-of-fancied! Ooops! Actually, it's all been pretty cool - he got it together with that girl he was mad about and (as we know) I probably wouldn't notice if Jude Law strolled through the office in his pants, so I don't think it'll be awkward. It was okay when I went to look round the place - he said I was a lot quieter sober. And I am... and a lot happier. Go me!

5.1.04 12:14


To the cinema!

I've only just heard (tucked away in this little lot) - Pippin and Merry sing songs. Pippin and Merry sing songs?!


That's it - I must go to the pictures. On my own if need be. How I held out this long I don't know (oh no, wait...)

5.1.04 17:19


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I'm 300 quid lighter... And one real life heavier. Phew. Here goes nothing!








5.1.04 21:39


It's not that bad

Crap: Am skinted. Getting those start-of-the-month calls from stressed out ppl trying to clear their invoices. Phone bill was astronomical. They cut me off. Am still liable for the back rent according to my old estate agents. Money Shop hassling me although I paid them (a little) on Saturday. Can't go to cinema to cheer self up as a) this would mean spending more money and b) even if it was free, would still be expensive taxi back. None of this bodes well for Laydeeez Nite on friday, or indeed, travelling anywhere. Will have to start bouncing cheques again even earlier in the month. Bloody loan people ain't called me back. They probably won't give me a penny. Getting pissed off with work. At my inability to do this sort of work how it should be done. At not being able to describe to ppl what I do without sounding like a thickie receptionist. Cos I am a thickie receptionist. Getting pissed of at my delivery. At the way I start sentences referring to the one preceding it. Is annoying, no?


Un-crap: Got keys to new place last night. Room seems a lot bigger than I remember. Saw T(e)BS and she has a brand new single bed I can have. Saw The (ex)Boyf and it was okay. Tried out the pub near the new place and it was wicked - all my ingredients for a fantasy local: jukebox (tick) dog (tick) crazy ass drunk (tick) cheap booze (tick) that funny, clean, flowery smell in the toilets (tick) plus a country (yay!!!) band rehearsing who were fantastic, a man who started reciting poetry, and what looks like lavish food served right up til 9ish. Superb. Haven't been drinking as much. Have lost almost a stone by accident. The F-plan, you know. Have a boyfriend who is better than just 'a boyfriend'. Only shed happy tears Xmas/New Year's. Have lovely emails. Have a job, reasonably paid, despite never graduating. Get on with the people here. People who got these for Christmas:



Okay, to be fair, this entry should possibly be cut down to -


Crap: Am poor.
Un-crap: Am moving next door to a pub. Am getting hot monkey loving. Am getting paid for pissing about on the interweb and playing Scalextric.


Looks like the un-craps have it! Huzzah.


**edit** ooo, am on an un-crap roll: Mr Gee (as if!!!) txt me last week, Dazza let me download MSN purely for chatting. Dazza has helped me out loads. My old uni mate is speaking to me now I have ditched The (ex)Boyf and I might even get to see her on the w/end for the first time in two years. T(e)BS is still my mate. I can get the tube alone without convincing self I am going to die. Have arranged my very first ever girls night (with cocktails!) on Friday. Am seeing El Boon tomorrow. Hey hey!


Still, I have a massive spot on my chin. That's a bit crap. 

6.1.04 14:20


Well, I did promise -

It is the last day in the office before the festive break. Emma is spinning round in her chair aimlessly, trying to come up with 'hilarious' gift ideas for her new beau. A goldfish? Too serious. A pogo stick? Too dangerous. Glasses cleaner key ring? Too practical. Then her glance alights on the yellow pages. And she remembers something.


bloke: Hello?
em: Hi. Is that [wee collectables shop from the arcade that sells the cool retro tv stuff]?
bloke: Yeh.
em: Oh good. Um. I was wondering...do you have any [pinches bridge of nose and exhales] Robot Dinosaurs?
bloke: Dinobots?
em: Uh. Yeh. Dinobots - if you like.
bloke: [lots of shuffling and banging about in the background] Yeh. I've got a slag.
em: Excuse me?
bloke: I've got a SLAG. [vague rattling] But it's a bit loose.
em: [is speechless].....well, um. So. Huh. Ok, how much is that?
bloke: [names ridiculous price]
em: Oh. That's a bit too much for me.
bloke: [more vague rattling]
em: Um....do you have any...uh...Pirate Monkeys?
bloke: No.
em: How about just monkeys?
bloke: Not really.
em: Just pirates?
bloke: No.
em: So it's just -
bloke: The loose slag.
em: [rather more high pitched than normal] I'll havetoleaveithen, bye! [slams down phone. wonders if he really did just say that.]


Thank god for Google or I'd have been worrying about it all holiday. A loose slag?? For Christmas?! The mind boggles.


I made him a card instead.

7.1.04 14:19


I'm working, I'm working...

Okay, so considering I was two hours late for work this morning I probably shouldn't be spending my time cyberloafing...but I'm kind of headachey, so I figure it's alright.


Anyway, check this place out - it's wicked! Heh. Heh heh. Oh.

8.1.04 14:55


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