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Wendy Cope

I love her. I love her. I never knew. She is my discovery of last year. I love her.


Two Cures For Love


1. Don't see him. Don't phone or write a letter.
2. The easy way: get to know him better.


 


Being Boring

If you ask me 'What’s new? ', I have nothing to say
Except that the garden is growing.
I had a slight cold but it’s better today.
I’m content with the way things are going.
Yes, he is the same as he usually is,
Still eating and sleeping and snoring.
I get on with my work. He gets on with his.
I know this is all very boring.

There was drama enough in my turbulent past:
Tears and passion—I’ve used up a tankful.
No news is good news, and long may it last,
If nothing much happens, I’m thankful.
A happier cabbage you never did see,
My vegetable spirits are soaring.
If you’re after excitement, steer well clear of me.
I want to go on being boring.

I don’t go to parties. Well, what are they for,
If you don’t need to find a new lover?
You drink and you listen and drink a bit more
And you take the next day to recover.
Someone to stay home with was all my desire
And, now that I’ve found a safe mooring,
I’ve just one ambition in life: I aspire
To go on and on being boring.

 


After The Lunch

On Waterloo Bridge where we said our goodbyes,
the weather conditions bring tears to my eyes.
I wipe them away with a black woolly glove
And try not to notice I've fallen in love

On Waterloo Bridge I am trying to think:
This is nothing. you're high on the charm and the drink.
But the juke-box inside me is playing a song
That says something different. And when was it wrong?

On Waterloo Bridge with the wind in my hair
I am tempted to skip. You're a fool. I don't care.
the head does its best but the heart is the boss-
I admit it before I am halfway across
10.1.05 14:08


pooey

this is my last week here, oh dear, and I do love it so. Hopefully I'll find somewhere else as nice. What have I been up to recently? um. nowt. eating space cakes and chilling in with friends. Was meant to go to Reading on Fri but felt too crappy - still haven't shook off this stupid ass stupid bum cold.


And it's my last writing class tomorrow too, and I shall miss them. Ah well. Every ending is a new beginning.


I feel a bit shite today, can you tell?

17.1.05 13:18


last day at work

and it was my last class this week and we've handed our notice in on the flat. it is a week of endings. and thus, inevitably, beginnings. that's right for january.


work took me out for lunch yesterday (that's three, count 'em, THREE boozey lunches I have been to since I started in december) and now I am sipping a glass of white wine (I have lost count of how many times they've supplied me with free booze...)


yes, i shall miss it here. i shall miss it.


21.1.05 18:08


HELP!

where are my keys? WHERE? I think I lost them on Friday night,
somewhere between accepting a bottle of wine at work (and drinking it)
and stumbling out of a pub/club so drunk I was blind. Here's a handy
20six tip: if you go out with pog or incanamanabamalist they will try
to kill you with toxic potions. And if you go out with snaggers and
lovely lemonsquash you might fall in love. I knew what naughty miss
sith and the cheapmeister were like already.



also, how can sea of souls be ending, just when I've admitted I do fancy Craig?







maybe it's because I have to have room in my "heart" for the return of
the delectable Dougie Anderson on Channel Five. I can't find a picture
of him though. Needless to say, he's Scottish and has stupid hair.
Seems it's a hard habit to break.





24.1.05 11:11


Multimedia message

Got 'em!








24.1.05 17:44


look, yeh -

I wouldn't normally do this, but I fookin love this song more than
anything I've ever heard. might take a while to load up, but, dude - so
worth it. so worth it. if you're at work and can't listen, then make
sure you check it out when you get home. it totally rocks - basement jaxx, innit.


OH MY GOSH
25.1.05 11:44


you'd think,

you know, having this blog for well over a year now and being able to
look back at the earlier entries and cringe at myself then possibly,
JUST POSSIBLY, I might have knocked drinking on the head once and for
all.



Since the New Year I have either been slightly drunk or slighty
hungover. There is no middle ground. Today I feel as though I have
died. The estate agents even left flowers on the ground outside my
bedroom door, I like to think in remembrance of my dignity.



I am going to Infernos on Saturday (oh no! oh yes...) I am going to get
spectacularly drunk, and then I am never going to drink again. Ever.



I fucking mean it, dudes. People always seem more interesting and mysterious when they say they don't drink anyway, don't they?



Don't they?



Yes.

26.1.05 19:01


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