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I'm bored, okay?

3 PEOPLE WHO MAKE ME LAUGH:

01| Me

02| My boy

03| My sis

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3 THINGS I LOVE:

01 | Talking

02 | London

03 | Dancing

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3 THINGS I HATE:

01 | People complaining about 'baby on board' stickers.

02 | Motorbikes

03 | Seagulls

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3 THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND

01 | Men

02 | Motorbikes

03 | Myself

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3 THINGS ON MY DESK:

01 | A toy giraffe

02 | A victorian inkwell

03 | Three wise monkeys

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3 THINGS I'M DOING RIGHT NOW:

01 | Eating a bagel

02 | Listening to This Morning

03 | Doing this stupid quiz

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3 THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE:

01 | Buy a house

02 | Get married

03 | Have a baby

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3 THINGS I CAN DO:

01 | Talk

02 | Write

03 | Screw

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3 THINGS I CAN'T DO:

01| Burp

02| Sing

03| Ride a bike

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3 THINGS I'D LIKE TO LEARN

01| Magic tricks

02| How to walk in high heels

03| Sobriety

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3 BEVERAGES I DRINK REGULARLY

01 | Water

02 | Wine

03 | Vodka

19.10.04 12:53
 


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(19.10.04 12:56)
Would that be a toy giraffe from a certain picnic?


(19.10.04 12:59)
You want to learn sobriety?
*stunned*


(19.10.04 13:00)
You can screw? Ah y'see, I'm no good at DIY.
Why don't you like people complaining about baby on board stickers?


(19.10.04 13:07)
Shoes - aye, tis the one, hanging over my monitor by its front legs
Peej - I just fancy a change
Queenie - because they don't realise what they're there for - to let any emergency crew know there might be someone else in the wreck. My dad smashed up his car with my mum in and she was so small (size 8ish, short) she scrumpled up between the front seat and the dashboard (I also hate people not wearing seatbelts...) If my dad hadn't managed to tell the ambulance guys she was in there they would have raced off to the hospital with him and left her there. And then I wouldn't be here, and imagine that!


(19.10.04 13:14)
I'd rather not imagine that.


(19.10.04 13:14)
I never thought of that em.


(19.10.04 13:19)
Okay, that's fair.


(19.10.04 13:33)
You can't burp?


(19.10.04 13:36)
I'm definitely educated about the baby on board signs now, I'll stop slagging the off forthwith. But then again, if the car is so mashed up that the fireman/paramedic/superhero couldn't see that kids were inside, what are the chances of the sign still being visible anyway?


(19.10.04 14:20)
You can't burp, until recently I couldn't burp, but now I could burp for England, in fact If aliens invaded and challenged earth to a burp off, I'd probably nominated as earths best burper!


(19.10.04 14:22)
'lad - no. i can fart really well though.
kev - yeh, that's true, and also sometimes people won't actually have their kids in the car with them at the time too. i guess sometimes the front of a car gets smooged up really bad and the back window is okay, maybe.
caunce - pray tell, how did you learn?


(19.10.04 18:11)
How to burp:
Fill your mouth full of air and swallow it, but not very far. Then proceed to open mouth and let air escape.


(19.10.04 19:29)
ooo, i just tried that hana and i nearly puked. i don't think i've got it at all. i do burp quite a lot when i'm sick though.

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